(not that it actually means anything)
Rap Artist of the Year - Kanye West
Digital Artist of the Year (Most Legally Downloaded) – Maroon 5
New Female Artist of the Year – Ashlee Simpson
Female Artist of the Year – Alicia Keys
Artist Achievement Award – Destiny’s Child
Ringtone of the Year – 50 cent – In Da Club
Biggest Selling R&B Single of the Year – Fantasia
Female Country Artist of the Year – Gretchen Wilson
Group Artist of the Year – Outkast
Century Award – Stevie Wonder
Artist of the Year – Usher (won 11 awards)
Why is it that all award shows are horrible? Take the “board” out of the Billboard awards, and you have the best award show ever, the Bill Awards. This fictional annual award show would be an all encompassing award show, giving OTYs for music, movies, sports, TV, and general celebrity honors. Also, Bam Margera and Paris Hilton would be the hosts, and Bam would probably end up boning her.
There would also be the Horri-Bill Awards, dishonoring the worst of the year, such as Julia Roberts, Nelly, Barry Bonds, Hugh Grant, hockey, Paris Hilton, the Detroit Tigers, any band that has gotten popular since 2002, and Oprah (among many others). Basically, it would be the Billboard Awards.
For a full list of Billboard Winners, click here.
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4 comments:
i think we need an official horri-bill awards ASAP
http://www.slate.com/id/2110495/
great article with a fantastic point at the end
Good post. Those winners are horrible.
This is why you should post more often, because you are a great blogger.
Thanks, and I have decided to do a Horri-Bill Award Posting. News on that soon to come!
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