Saturday, December 11, 2004

First Annual Horri-Bill Awards!

Fitz had a good point. The Horri-Bill Awards must come to fruition, and must happen soon. However, the Horri-Bill Awards is something that can't be churned out in a couple days, or even weeks.

I'll publish the First Annual Horri-Bill Awards soon enough, dishonoring the past few years of music, movies, and other such deserving categories.

If you have any suggestions for categories or nominations for the Horri-Bill Awards, post them here or email wildbill384@yahoo.com. I will accept nominations for each category, but I choose the winners.

Current categories are: Worst Horror Movie, Worst Movie, Worst TV Show, Worst Sitcom, Worst Band/Artist, Worst Song, Worst Video Game, Worst Sport, Worst Male and Female Pro Wrestler, Worst Wrestling Gimmick, Worst Male and Female Athlete (not necessarily Most Non-Athletic Athlete), Worst Male and Female Actor, and Woman and Man of the Year.

Nominations for this Horri-Bill Awards have no restriction on time-frame, but future awards will run from December thru November of the following year. Get creative, and if you want your nominations to be taken seriously, provide a few reasons why your nominee should win, or loose. After all, winners of the Horri-Bill Award aren't winners at all. Even the nominees are losers.

9 comments:

Bill said...

Another category: Worst Website.

Fitz said...

Worst Horror Movie: Exorcist: The Beginning

Worst Movie: The Day After Tomorrow

Worst TV Show: The O.C

Worst Band/Artist: Eminem

Worst Song: Eminem "Just Lose It"

Worst Sport: Hockey.

Worst Male Pro Wrestler:John Bradshaw Layfield

Female Pro Wrestler: Gail Kim

Worst Wrestling Gimmick: Goldberg as NOT unstoppable, or Kane the sympathetic rapist of Lita

Worst Male Athlete: Barry Bonds or Ron Artest

Worse Female Athlete: Marion Jones

Worst Male Actor: Ashton Kutcher

Worst Female Actor: Angelina Jolie

Worst Woman of the Year: Your mom. haha

Worst Man of the Year: Barry Bonds

Fitz said...

by the way, i DID go for roughly the past year

Bill said...

Reasons for those nominations?

Fitz said...

what, my post wasn't long enough?

Bill said...

Not that acting on a teenie sitcom is suppose to be good, but that show is ten years old. Too old to be considered for a Horri-Bill.

Unknown said...

It's still in syndication and on 5 days a week.

Fitz said...

Another Worst Band: Hoobastank. And most of the people at Ozzfest that weren't Ozzy or Rob Zombie.

Bill said...

I've been busy as fuck the past few days, but I'll post the nominees for each category soon, and final nominations will begin.