Monday, December 20, 2004

Horri-Bill Nominees

This prestigious award commemorates the absolute worst of the past few years. Here are the nominees I and others have come up with. If you have any other final nominations, post them here. The first installment of losers will be announced shortly.

Sport – Hockey, WNBA, Golf, Cricket
Male Athlete – Barry Bonds, Ron Artest, Kobe Bryant
Female Athlete – Marion Jones
Band/Artist – Limp Bizkit, Eminem, NB Riders (latino rap), Creed, Hoobastank
Song – Eminem “Just Loose It”
TV Show – The O.C.
Movie – Lost in Translation, The Day After Tomorrow, Club Dread
Horror Movie – House of 1000 Corpses, Exorcist: The Beginning, Thirt3en Ghosts
Website
Male Wrestler – John Bradshaw Layfield, Jeff Hardy, HHH, the team of Scotty 2 Hotty and Rikishi
Female Wrestler – Gail Kim
Wrestling Gimmick – the “unstoppable” Goldberg, Kane as “The Lita rapist/husband”
Male Actor – Ashton Kutcher, Leonardo DeCaprio
Female Actor – Angelina Jolie
Woman of the Year
Man of the Year – Barry Bonds, Michael Moore

3 comments:

Unknown said...

I threw in a few of my own winners, so i geuss those votes dont count.

Sport – WNBA
Male Athlete – Kobe Bryant
Female Athlete – Marion Jones
Band/Artist – Creed
Song – Snoop Dogg "Drop It Like It's Hot"
TV Show – The O.C.
Movie – Lost in Translation
Horror Movie – Thirt3en Ghosts
Website – http://www.cher.com/
Male Wrestler – Just Rikishi
Female Wrestler – Gail Kim
Wrestling Gimmick – Mark Henry and Mae Young love affair.
Male Actor – Ashton Kutcher
Female Actor – Angelina Jolie
Woman of the Year – Rosie O'Donnell
Man of the Year – Michael Moore

Fitz said...

You mis-understood my problem with goldberg's gimmick. My problem with it was that he was "not invincible". The only reason Goldberg was cool was that he was unstoppable, so when wwe took that away, he just sucked.

Bill said...

The Henry/Young love affair was great, but too old for consideration. Easily the most hillarious thing I have heard on WWF television was when Mae started having contractions, the doctor asked her when was the last time she had her period. She responded, "1958!"