Like any other city in America, no matter where you go in LA you’ll see fast food restaurants everywhere. One restaurant, which is unique to the west coast, stands out from the rest. In-N-Out is possibly the greatest place for a burger, let alone the greatest thing ever. It is delicious and delectable. Eat at In-N-out as often as possible all the time. Your cardiologist will hate you, but you’ll be happy.
Another reason to love LA is the weather. I know I have ragged on the shitty, rainy weather, but the truth is that it’s sunny 99% of the time. From December to April, this is one of the best cities you could be in, as far as weather goes. The other day, I saw a kiddie pool filled with sorostitues in bikinis. Any given city in the Midwest, girls are still wearing jeans and not even thinking about putting on a bikini until they shave their legs for the first time since October.
I couldn’t mention LA without mentioning all the great tourist traps. Disneyland is one of the most popular attractions in the country. It’s not just a place for honeymooners and little kids, this place really is great. There’s a Star Wars “ride”, which is more of five minutes movie starring R2D2 and some stupid new robot, but it’s still alright. And of course, no visit to Disneyland would be complete without visiting It’s A Small World. The self-proclaimed happiest place on Earth is definitely worth checking out. Also, let me know if you know anyone that can get me into Club 33.
Hollywood is the most shallow, fake, superficial city in the world, which is why I like it so much. Just chillin in Hollywood is like you’re watching the most interesting reality TV show. Sit down at a restaurant and watch an agent get into an argument with his mistress over his cell. Walk down the street and listen to the two sluts behind you comment on how real their fake tits look. It's so fun to watch rich people be naughty!
Lastly, and most certainly not least, LA has a beach. I really don’t feel the need to elaborate any more on that subject. Beaches are good, and there are no beaches in Missouri. And Osage and the Lake do not count.
Yo, that’s all for now. I’m working on some pretty boring, nerdy updates so check back soon for that.
11 comments:
My bro moved out to OC in August and has been bragging ever since. I really can't say anything to him because he has all the right in the world to brag.
If anything I would want the weather of LA because that would bring all the rest to the Midwest. Less clothing, fake people, hot girls. Man, I wish I lived somewhere nice.
You've seen Girl Next Door? Who's the fag now?
>You've seen Girl Next Door? Who's the fag now?
LOL
Actually "The Girl Next Door" is a very entertaining movie. First, it has tons of hot girls in it. Second, it is all about PORN! I would suggest you renting it.
>First, it has tons of hot girls in it. Second, it is all about PORN! I would suggest you renting it
Wouldn't it be more intelligent to just rent porn with hot girls in it and skip all the bullshit with no nudity?
Hey now, how about instead of renting a pron, just go to any pron website?
Time out. I was just saying it is an entertaining movie. If you want to see naked hot chicks, then yes, rent porn. But if your bored and its on tv or you need a movie to rent. Trust me, this movie will do. And I believe there is nudity in it.
I heard there isn't a lot of nudity in it.
Is it anywhere near as good as Boogie Nights?
i haven't seen it, but no.
>i haven't seen it, but no
i pretty much assumed that, but Boogie Nights is the only other movie i could think of about porn.
Orgazmo is another one, i would think that orgazmo is probably better than GND too.
i feel the need to chastise whoever asked to compare Boogie Nights to "The Girl Next Door". I suspect it was Flyno. Shame on you, comparing PT Anderson's 2nd best film to that shit
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